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The secret to my happy marriage…
I often hear people say that the secret to a happy marriage is “trust”, “respect”, “shared interests”, “spending quality time together”, etc. Well, that is all bullshit. Ask a divorcee. Most will...
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How to recognize people with a death wish:
You ring my doorbell-because only people who want to die a horrible, violent death ring the doorbell of a pregnant woman with a toddler. You see, you doorbell ringing jackasses, sometimes babies...
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How to be a good parent with good kids:
Use your resources. The TV, for instance, is better and cheaper than a nanny. You turn it on, it keeps the kids quiet and occupied and, in most cases, it is even teaching them something. Then, at...
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Can’t Talk to a Psycho Like a Normal Human Being
Have you recently found yourself saddled with a knocked up wife, girlfriend, sister or friend? Men: If you put the baby in there, you have no one to blame but yourself. You didn’t talk her into the...
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I Have A Dream
I have been asked countless times, especially since being pregnant, “are you guys going to have more kids?”. Fuck no! That is my canned response. Their automatic assumption leads to their next...
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